Employee Pick up lines

The best Employee pick up lines

Are you a bank employee?

Cause I wanna put my gun in your mouth - Day 116
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 01
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Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.
📅︎ Jul 25
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*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10 You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?
📅︎ Aug 19
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