We're Pick up lines

The best We're pick up lines

Do you know why we're having sex today?

Because i'm stronger than you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dicky_McFuckface
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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We're not socks. But I think....

we'd make a great pair.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Aye girl I think we're both firecrackers...

We can get lit and go bang
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LilKuziVert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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If I we're a raccoon...

I'd choose you as my trash can.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeguKing9000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fryan4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Are you the element Flourine?

Cause I think we're about to make a bond
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/punk_weasel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Is this The Hogwarts Express?

Cuz I can tell we're heading somewhere magical ;D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ILoveFries5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Hey are you the coronavirus?

Cause we're all gonna get you. (That’s how it work boys)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imRoux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl call the firefighters...

Cause it's gonna be lit when we're together πŸ”₯πŸ‘» - Day 45
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Just finished doing anal...

(Anal)ysis that we're a perfect match.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeet_thy_fetus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Are you a PokΓ©mon trainer?

Cuz even though we're so different, you still captured my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MtxJosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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" Why did you eat the last of our rations?"

"We're going to fucking die in the meanwhile wanna date?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThePizzaKid321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Are you a football star?

Cause I don't think we're even playing the same game.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixelRayn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl, are you made of calcium and silicon?

Because i think we're cement for eachother.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alskiiie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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You know, I'm kind of a necrophiliac

and you're drop dead gorgeous so we're a perfect match.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oryon-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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What do a hotel bed and I have in common?

We're both hard, rough, and we'll keep you up all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamchristmas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Used this one on a cute coworker.

She comes up to me during work and says "Hey badfish321 we're out of dimes in the register, can you get some more?" I gesture to her and say "We're not out of dimes. Got one right here."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/badfish321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Do you know why accountants make the best lovers?

Cause we're skilled at double entry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clbull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Any for someone named Kade?

Edit: We're dating :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MoreBoringThanYou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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The Titanic and I have one thing in common...

We're both pretty bad at breaking the ice. Hi I'm *insert name here*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NinjaBaconCupcakes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Are you a wifi network

Because I feel like we're connected
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Multiple Pickup lines

1. We're Going to be like Burger King and McDonalds, I'll be having it my way, and you'll be loving it. 2. Did you just smile, or did the sun come up. 3. Do you believe at love at first sight, or should I walk in again (If you mess it up just go vvvvv) 3.5 I'm sorry, you're so pretty you make me nervous..... Yeah, I'm a lonely person....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RagMan4291
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Hey girl are you my complementary angle?

Because we're right together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAsian765
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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Are you a cartographer?

Because I think we're Ma-gellin'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ben4zwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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