{ \[ ∫ ₀^(1)((1405/5)-89)\*x^(63) dx + (1010 ÷ (d/dx)(x^(202) ÷ 2)ₓ ₌ ₀) \] C \[ det(1 4 5 ; 8 0 9 ; 2 0 2) + 2 \] } ÷ 2

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10

Cuz I’ve been staring at you for hours

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems

But you being this cute doesn't add up

Me: I have a Maths Test
Her: ...what?
Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply.
Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

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