Maths Pick up lines

The best Maths pick up lines

Send this to him/her if he/she is a big brain in maths.

{ \[ ∫ ₀^(1)((1405/5)-89)\*x^(63) dx + (1010 ÷ (d/dx)(x^(202) ÷ 2)ₓ ₌ ₀) \] C \[ det(1 4 5 ; 8 0 9 ; 2 0 2) + 2 \] } ÷ 2
📅︎ Nov 30
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I need help with this maths equation... X + U = 25

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10
📅︎ Mar 26
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Girl, are you a maths question?

Cuz I’ve been staring at you for hours
👤︎ u/Tactical49
📅︎ May 05
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Damn girl are you a maths text book?

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems
📅︎ Apr 03
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I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up
👤︎ u/daqwails
📅︎ Mar 20
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
📅︎ Jan 17
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Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow
👤︎ u/jayforder
📅︎ Nov 06
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Aye yo mah let's do some maths together

Me. plus you. Minus the clothes. Divide your legs. Then multiply. Be honest guys is this good I have tried this and it has worked
👤︎ u/danwhitej30
📅︎ Feb 22
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Oh so you like maths???

Then give me your number
👤︎ u/Elory_13
📅︎ Oct 24
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Hey girl, do you like maths?

Cause U=QTπ
👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ Apr 17
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
👤︎ u/Deathsmith8
📅︎ Apr 21
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