Shoot Pick up lines

The best Shoot pick up lines

πŸ₯Ί"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"πŸ₯Ί Always seems to work.

100% success rate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MachoTimes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Damn bro are you a gun

Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CommodorePerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you an American school?

Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forsaken_Argument
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever

Till i saw you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zzz370Nismo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Damnn girl are you a school?

Cause i wanna shoot kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoTheDrafter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Hey girl are you a machine gun?

because you shoot right into my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pikadracaufeu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garrethecarrott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Your bio says you enjoy competitive shooting...

You say PULL and I’ll shoot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JuicyJuice08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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Girl, are you a terrorist organisation?

Cuz you're me making me shoot kids
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cursed_platypus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Hey girl, are you a Pakistani school?

Cz I wanna shoot kids inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sushantvashisht
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Girl, are you a shooting range?

Because I want to empty my magazine in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FatHobo123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you

Don’t take this seriously plz
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cr4pStack93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wayfair_kid_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Hey, Are you a school?

Cause I want to shoot kids inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69pUssYmoGuL69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Hey, are you a school?

Because I want to shoot some kids inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/C_Greuel04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Damn girl, are you a cop?

Cuz I want you to shoot your shot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crykiwi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Did you just see a shooting star?

Cause I made a wish and here you are.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jingles_and_pringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl if you help me load my magazine

Can I shoot it at you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheShadOBhind
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Presdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Aye girl, are you a school?

cause I wanna shoot kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/me3p-morp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Damn girl are you a school?

because I want to shoot some kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/captaincat45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Krimson_Klaww
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Hey girl, are you from America

Because I am gonna shoot my shot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhi_pal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you. Why?

Because I'll always miss youuuuuu!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ohleezah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey Girl are you school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pablo_chocobar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Are you an American high school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_guy1245
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CTStark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey are you a target?

Cause I want to shoot you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClutchDragon55
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Are you and American highschool?

Because I want to shoot kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eddy98em
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Are you an American Public School

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BuDkaT309
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Are you a basketball?

Cuz I’m boutta shoot my shot: you wanna go out on a date and do an ungodly amount of opiates and nod off?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Hey girl are you a school?

Because I wanna shoot some kids in you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nate83102
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I've come to you, to shoot my shot - Day 121
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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Hey girl,If i were Obama.

Are u the sandy hook school shooting? Cause i am really feeling a connection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pythomad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Man, I must be a stormtrooper

Cuz everytime I shoot my shot it misses
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redblackberry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Ayo are you a school??

Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ocarinaofspace15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/john_smith860
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Hey girl are you a school?

Cus i wanna shoot kids in you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GUCCIBOYAZXRZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Hey girl are you a barrel?

Because I want to shoot some fish in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zinkelburger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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There’s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Hey girl are you a school?

Because I wanna shoot kids inside of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lordgoatfucker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meloxian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Damn girl, are you a school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rileyguy04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Girl, are you a school?

..Because I want to shoot kids inside of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HappyFriezaDay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Tomatoes are red, pickuplines I don't have a lot...

But Damn you're piping hot, my friends said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot - Day 26
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Girl do you work at NASA???

Cause you look like you shoot rockets out your nose...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/braybro9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Hey girl, are you a school?

Because I wanna shoot kids all over you..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Purging-Savag3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Are you a catchy song, cause you get stuck in my head.

Please dont shoot me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ExplitSCP
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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damn girl are you an american school?

cause i would like to shoot kids inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thehalfnibba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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