Eternal Pick up lines

The best Eternal pick up lines

Are you an eternal sleep?

Because you look like an answer to all of my problems
👤︎ u/Kiroslavius
📅︎ Feb 20
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Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
📅︎ Apr 09
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
📅︎ Oct 24
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Demented pick up lines

Give me your nastiest, most offensive pick up lines to use against my friends and you shall receive eternal glory!
👤︎ u/wakizaka
📅︎ May 12
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