Extreme Pick up lines

The best Extreme pick up lines

Hey girl you must be an extremely acidic liquid

Cuz i feel an overwhelming urge to take off my clothes for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clinthgr28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OCTUStudio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?

Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head Note: number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:) To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DAFUQDIS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ragnarok113
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Does anyone know some good anime or videogame pickup lines?

Anthing extremely dirty, savage, vanilla, cleaver, stupid....etc. just go wild
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrostySterling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skills123Guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Are you an earth magnet ?

Because you’re rare and extremely attractive. Idk If it’s been used but I just thought about it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UhOhIAteAbestos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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