Time Pick up lines

The best Time pick up lines

Hey, next time you masturbate...

Can you use my hand?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/genxdude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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It's time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of gum( โœงโ‰– อœส–โ‰–)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeek1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nussifabian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Are you a time traveler?

because I can see you in my future ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dcdantes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the van.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lm_someone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Hey babe, you must be my alarm

Because every time we interact, I turn you off
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ExoticF1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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I might open my Fridge multiple times a day

But only snack I can see is you!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/roottoor2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

*I would be holding a galaxy.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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This one is if you waited a time after you matched

If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now (Worked for me) Note: it's translated from dutch, so it might not be the best
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/exciim
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doezitzmatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

Iโ€™d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Are you a time machine?

Because being inside you would be life changing
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/korndogkopter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

It's just that you're sexy all the time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zlogonjepissa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

Iโ€™d have a nickel, because Iโ€™ve never stopped
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Piece-Of-Ham
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

Hope she says yes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mr_infiknight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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If a star fell each time I've thought of you,

*the sky would be empty.*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They donโ€™t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Choohie_Thief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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If I get a flower every time I think of you, Iโ€™d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TawanMomo2001
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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Hey you, wanna time travel?

I'll take you back to before the fuckbois ruined it all.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CurrentTraditional12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Are you a time traveller?

Because I see you in my future.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CriticalZach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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Do you want 12 inches of dick tonight

Because we could have sex 4 times tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_joshi_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Iโ€™m a time traveler...

And in some universe, I donโ€™t like you. But I promise you it ain't this one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Are you cosine divided by 10 times sine

Because you are a tan out of ten
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sasqachMike
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/quaado_17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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I want the entire world for Christmas

So what time works for you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Abstract_Alicorn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Hey, girl, are you time?

Because I wanna bend you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nine9ten10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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You look like Campbell soup mmm mmm good

works every time.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scoobs247
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/him: yes, I love it! me: Woow, me too. We should do it together some time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/farlangben
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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If I had a penny for every time I've heard about coronavirus I'd have...

Your number?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SurrealSanta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/itratjameel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Iโ€™m gonna keep it real with you,

Iโ€™d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we donโ€™t have time for that. So whatโ€™s up? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Your face reminds me of a wrench

Every time I think of it my nut tightens up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mario1504
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasticpremed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because Iโ€™d have a hard time pulling out of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Black_Belt_Titan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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Works every single time

f*ck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right??
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xziz6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ELAmentsICE
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_legend_x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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Iโ€™m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasnโ€™t as simple as just a few sentences. โ€œHey there! Iโ€™m Dave.โ€ ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: โ€œYeah, thanks but no thanks.โ€ Me: โ€œWhy not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, Iโ€™m fat, but so?โ€ Her: โ€œYou said it, not me.โ€ Me: โ€œAh, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet youโ€™d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?โ€ Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/damronhimself
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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Are you a four-wheels girl?

Because im At-Truck-Ted to you P.S this is my first time making a Joke i know its cringey But bear with me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Complex_Syndrome
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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I like my grapes how I like my men

With plenty of seeds in it and 25 at a time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AngelTAQ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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You got some nice legs

What time they open
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jreal6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, Iโ€™m not right for you then. Iโ€™m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whypranav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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If you were a horse....

I'd spank you every time I'd want to ride you faster
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RedditFurryWizard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Hey are you newspaper?

Because there is a new issue every time I see you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sorrysenpai420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure ๐Ÿคง

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vth_shadow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but Iโ€™m too lazy

Can you do it for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oversarcastic_games
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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My first time over here

Hey girl you should stop watching love tarot for singles, and start watching love tarot for us.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bhavya074
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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I feel like Iโ€™m trying to throw a fake snowball at you,

because Iโ€™m missing you every time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Can anyone explain this pick up line?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EllisJayFarrow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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How many times should I press Like on your profile until we'll have a match?

More likely for platform as Okcupid
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xRamos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ScarredCat10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DemenYow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the truck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lm_someone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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