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I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Have you visited your doctor recently because I think you have B.G.S.

Beautiful Girl Syndrome
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/True_Flame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Hey girl are you SpongeBob?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mvnsvdq
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Please visit me at my grave...

So my heart can start beating again πŸ’“ - Day 21
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Please visit me when I die

So my heart can start beating again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dyey_ahr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flavadave16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak

but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mundane_Handle6158
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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Already got a hookup planned

" Call me spongebob because i want to visit your bikini bottom ;) "
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J3rex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?

Girl can I visit you between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dopedips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Are you the solar system?

Because I want to visit Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iseekformeeseek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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I know I'm not an astronaut...

But I'd love to visit uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crumbs2k12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you. True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Austin_Knauss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Is that Africa in your pants?

Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotMyFaultImMoody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Katharsic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and Christmas is your right leg...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MuriloMafiaBoss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrazyrampageGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Damn girl, are you from East Africa?

Cause I want to visit Djibouti!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingTubbs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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