Dirty Pick up lines

The best Dirty pick up lines

Are you a pile of dirty dishes?

Cause I wanna get wet and do you
👤︎ u/DeliaPlaysMinecraft
📅︎ Jan 27
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Its kinda dirty... But whatever

My dick wants to quarantine inside you
👤︎ u/itsmeAliiii
📅︎ Apr 17
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What is someone nice person like you

doing in a dirty mind like mine.
👤︎ u/-Shaishav-
📅︎ Dec 16
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Are you a washing machine?

cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
👤︎ u/robotchargie
📅︎ May 11
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Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

Because I am not afraid to go down and dirty
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Oct 29
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Are you a stack of dirty dishes

Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long. (Works best if you’re a dish boy)
👤︎ u/Supream-potato
📅︎ Apr 30
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentine’s Day so her fiancé is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, she’s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and I’m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but I’m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
👤︎ u/thatknifegirl
📅︎ Feb 01
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I ain't no Jason Derulo

But you can talk dirty to me. ;)
👤︎ u/tacoisme
📅︎ Jul 20
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Girl call me a genie...

Cuz your wish is my command ;) (Could work if you both talking dirty... or if she says she wants to do something nasty)
👤︎ u/Beyuand000
📅︎ Aug 07
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Hey girl, are you a reddit OP

Because I want to talk dirty to you.
👤︎ u/jagatpremi
📅︎ Jul 23
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Want to know why you are like Covid?

Because you make me feel dirty and dangerous when I'm around you.
👤︎ u/BoredMindless
📅︎ Apr 25
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You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.
👤︎ u/Xxdog_muncherxX
📅︎ Apr 03
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Does anyone know any DND pickup lines?

I have a guy I’m dating that I’m trying to impress, and we both love Dungeons And Dragons. Does anyone have any good pickup lines that could help me? Nothing too dirty please!
👤︎ u/FaceplantDiva
📅︎ Dec 09
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Does anyone know some good anime or videogame pickup lines?

Anthing extremely dirty, savage, vanilla, cleaver, stupid....etc. just go wild
👤︎ u/FrostySterling
📅︎ Oct 29
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I bet your like a scram

Fast, dirty and easy to ride.
👤︎ u/kodeineKrazy
📅︎ Oct 23
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Are you my arts and crafts project?

Cuz ill do you dirty
👤︎ u/734n
📅︎ Dec 01
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I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Oct 29
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Quick - I need a comeback for this horrible pick-up line!

A guy on tinder said to me: "Would you like a cheesy, dirty, or generic compliment pick up line?" I want something really good to say back to him - some kind of roast. Thanks in advance, your friendly neighborhood Tinderella.
👤︎ u/SnowQueenOfTexas
📅︎ Jun 02
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Pick up line about rain?

Need a rain themed pick up line (rain/raindrops/etc). Preferably not too dirty, but I'm not picky. Cringy works well!
👤︎ u/GhostOfIdalia
📅︎ Sep 01
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These are usually pretty bad, but any pickup lines for a girl named Julie?

No dirty ones please.
👤︎ u/TheReelDealMC
📅︎ May 30
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Need one based on corn!

No, not the "do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you" one. He asked for corny jokes... Edit: not *too* dirty—I want to date him, not fuck him and ghost him.
👤︎ u/persimelinoe
📅︎ Sep 29
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Hey are you a laundry machine?

Because I wanna drop my dirty load in you
👤︎ u/bessinator420
📅︎ Dec 05
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Wanna see my dice collection?

Some of them are dirty though, so maybe you can help me by polishing my D10.
👤︎ u/sykotic1189
📅︎ Jul 01
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