Firm Pick up lines

The best Firm pick up lines

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

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👤︎ u/jimcraigthehopper

📅︎ Jun 03

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Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo

📅︎ Feb 22

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Is it Christmas Time Already?

Because you're getting me Fraser Firm

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👤︎ u/topestkek

📅︎ Feb 04

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