Test Pick up lines

The best Test pick up lines

Girl, are you my algebra test?

Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dibmembrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Just took a DNA test 🧬

Turns out I’m a 100% your Type 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dometic_violins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Tested positive for co...

.. nstantly thinking about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScarletFrost88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Hey, you're like my chemistry test

Because when I think of either 1, I remember that the score is 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kurian246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Hey Girl, are you high test scores..?

Because, i wanna take you home show you to mumma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kisss-my-axe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leboy2Point0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Hey girl, are you a test

Because every time I see you I say "Fuck me!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBaconReaper1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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I have tested positive for

Being the best thing that'll happen to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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I just took a DNA test

Turns out im 100% into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ya_moms_a_h0e
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Are you a test I didn't study for?

Because you got my heart racing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dalmatians-dawg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Elk2648
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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You're like a test crash vehicle...

Cause I'm a dummy that wants to be inside you πŸ€ͺ - Day 43
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Are you the fitness gram pacer test?

Because the longer I go the harder I get
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/browdowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Does my breath smell?

Dont have a thermometer? Try this simple covid test
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jayforder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Hey babe,you a math test ?

Because I'm going to ace this relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/germy_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Are you my math test?

Because I’m going to cheat on you…
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Are you my math test?

Because I’m gonna fuck you up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Hey girl, are you the coronavirus test kit

Because I cant get enough of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tregary816
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndividualChef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman: make an audible shrug) *" i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sg1ooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaWis0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test Her: What? Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Duckii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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How to respond to this type of shit test?

This girl from Bulgaria obviously just shit-tested me. Our conversation has been getting stale so I gave it a fresh boost; I asked her the following question and this was her response. This is obviously a shit-test. How should I properly respond to this? **Me**: Have you been on a date recently? **Bulgarian Chick**: I don't have time for a date. Also the boys in my country are really disgusting. I can't just say, "all mens are, deep down" Please help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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What is 999,999,999 + 1?

The amount of ways I Wana make you smile. (Tested twice great response on both)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goon_c137
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Have you heard of the new corona symptom

Its where a woman is irresistibly cute and guys cant help but fall for her and well… u might wanna get tested cus 😍😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killerbot212121
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PabloEskyBrahhh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Do you need a certificate of conformity?

Cus I can (am qualifyed to) test and evaluate your performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theguyinthecorner64
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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you’ll be the chicken and i’ll be the egg

let’s put it to the test and see who comes (cums) first
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aried17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blenjamin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? BeyoncΓ© said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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