Born Pick up lines

The best Born pick up lines

Were you born in a bakery?

Because you look inbred.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bob-the-builder-son
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Were you born on a chicken farm?

Coz u sure know how to raise a cock 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ye4h-Bo1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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hey girl were you born on a highway

cause thats where accidents happen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noicepoopboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey girl were you born on Monday?

Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThrowawayAccount1720
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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We’re you born on a farm?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vito-shevchenko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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I'm country born, I'm country bred

I'm good on the farm but better in bed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wato4444
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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Were you born on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure know to to raise a Cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Hey where you born at a Mcdoanlds

Because I’m loving it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hashtagcreed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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People make fun of me because I have a penis like a new born baby

7lb 6oz
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LankyStreakOfBliss
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness,

Would you like to have greatness thrust upon you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wrathfulgrapes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Were you born in a vending machine?

Cos you look like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhantomPhoenix350
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Were You Born in a Vending Machine?

Cuz you lookin like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkAlpha753
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Were you born on the 11th of September?

Cause I’d like to do an inside job
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phillip_Mynards
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DemenYow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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Hey girl, were you born on 10th Oct?

Cuz you’re 10/10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhrmsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chanandler_Bong7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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I like my women like I like my grapes

Insides squeezed into a bottle and freshly born
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticbastard69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Why did Leonardo Da Vinci define the perfect human

Before you were born
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeffreyjonesx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rcharzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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