Fit Pick up lines

The best Fit pick up lines

Hey, you into fitness?

How bout you fitness dick in your mouth
👤︎ u/SeriouslyPurple
📅︎ Feb 13
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I’ve heard you like fitness

Can I fit this dick in your ass?
👤︎ u/SHARRlS
📅︎ Jan 12
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(Sandra) Oh did you just fit in these shoes?

Because I was looking for my Sandra-ella.
👤︎ u/Karinshi99
📅︎ Nov 14
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Are you the fitness gram pacer test?

Because the longer I go the harder I get
👤︎ u/browdowski
📅︎ Mar 22
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Are you into fitness?

How about you fitness dick in your mouth
👤︎ u/MinimalistPrime
📅︎ Apr 23
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Do you know what we have in common????

We fit together like a puzzle 🧩 wanna connect?
👤︎ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
📅︎ Dec 18
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I see you like your fitness?

Why don't we try fitness dick in your mouth.
👤︎ u/willjhc
📅︎ Dec 27
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(Only works if your British) Are you an Olympian?

Because your fit as flip
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Jul 18
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Hey girl, are you the Bible?

Because, I'll misprint everything you say to fit my needs.
👤︎ u/imafroon
📅︎ Jul 17
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Do you have a docking station?

Because my ipod would be a perfect fit
👤︎ u/Peace_loving_decoy
📅︎ May 16
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Hey are you into fitness?

Cause I'm trying to fitness dick in your ass
👤︎ u/Throwaway726274
📅︎ Jun 18
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I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie - Day 83
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 29
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Him: How tall are you?

Her: blah blah.... Him: oh wow, you would fit perfectly into my life
👤︎ u/tobeortobeme
📅︎ Mar 09
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Are you a parking spot?

Cause I don’t think I’m going to fit in you.
👤︎ u/thewanser
📅︎ Sep 20
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” 😂 figured it fit here
👤︎ u/SND01X
📅︎ Oct 16
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Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"
👤︎ u/BlanketBaby0512
📅︎ Nov 12
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Damn girl, are you epileptic?

‘Cause you’re FIT.
👤︎ u/crykiwi
📅︎ Mar 20
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Hey there I’m playing detective

And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier]. You’ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that I’ve been looking for all night! I’m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 12
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