Fit Pick up lines

The best Fit pick up lines

Hey, you into fitness?

How bout you fitness dick in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeriouslyPurple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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I’ve heard you like fitness

Can I fit this dick in your ass?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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(Sandra) Oh did you just fit in these shoes?

Because I was looking for my Sandra-ella.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karinshi99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Are you the fitness gram pacer test?

Because the longer I go the harder I get
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/browdowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Are you into fitness?

How about you fitness dick in your mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MinimalistPrime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Do you know what we have in common????

We fit together like a puzzle 🧩 wanna connect?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I see you like your fitness?

Why don't we try fitness dick in your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willjhc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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(Only works if your British) Are you an Olympian?

Because your fit as flip
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Hey girl, are you the Bible?

Because, I'll misprint everything you say to fit my needs.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imafroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Do you have a docking station?

Because my ipod would be a perfect fit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peace_loving_decoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Hey are you into fitness?

Cause I'm trying to fitness dick in your ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Throwaway726274
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie - Day 83
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Him: How tall are you?

Her: blah blah.... Him: oh wow, you would fit perfectly into my life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobeortobeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Are you a parking spot?

Cause I don’t think I’m going to fit in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thewanser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said β€œyou’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl β€œis that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” πŸ˜‚ figured it fit here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SND01X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlanketBaby0512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Damn girl, are you epileptic?

β€˜Cause you’re FIT.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crykiwi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Hey there I’m playing detective

And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier]. You’ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that I’ve been looking for all night! I’m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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