Report Pick up lines

The best Report pick up lines

Hey girl are you a Report Button?

Because I always touch you
👤︎ u/FintTheBoss
📅︎ Jan 10
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Are you a report card?

Because your are a A+ now let me give you the D ;))
👤︎ u/wovkefather
📅︎ Jul 05
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Damn girl, are you a report card?

Cuz I'd like to give you this D
👤︎ u/ZnerBG
📅︎ Jul 04
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I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
👤︎ u/rodriguez0319
📅︎ Oct 31
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I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week
👤︎ u/nicht-deutsch
📅︎ Feb 14
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Hey girl are you my report card?

Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.
👤︎ u/PrincipalBlackman
📅︎ Jan 14
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Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.
👤︎ u/Tapatioman19
📅︎ Apr 07
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Give me some pickup lines to try out in NYC!

I'm headed to NYC in about 1.5 months, and I'm excited to meet some people. Give me your pickup lines and help me out! These don't have to be NYC related pickup lines -- anything goes (sexual, funny, borderline retarded, awkward, etc.). I'll report back with results...maybe even pictures of those I meet if all goes well!?
👤︎ u/chhotu007
📅︎ Feb 12
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My favorite pick up line:

Are you black? Because your crime reports are high.
👤︎ u/redditisfortrolls5
📅︎ Sep 23
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