Smile Pick up lines

The best Smile pick up lines

There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Damn girl I love your smile!!

Cuz my favourite colour is yellow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyGodHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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why your smile went to jail?

I Forgot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ioa0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Your smile is like covid

Cause it's highly contagious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fan-of-you
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hritik_reddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile

Credit to starcat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Hey girl is your smile made of starsβ˜…

Cause it gives shine to my life
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bharathsurya9122
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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You have such a nice smile, You know where you should put it?

Next to mine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiggiWorme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Did you know you can't breathe while smiling....

just wanted to make you smile 😊
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sanvy09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Out of all the curves in your body

i liked your smile the most
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReGuLaRPiKaChU
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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I can finally cut my electric bill!

Your smile will light up every room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rubodjbb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?

Just kidding but I like your smile
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redblackberry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chole_Kulchey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Hey do you know β€œthe snack that smiles back”?

Look in the mirror and smile
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Swissball1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/undefinedlegacy12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine? πŸ’•πŸŒΉ - Day 36
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Roses are red, your smile I do treasure...

I'm getting aroused cause you're lips... damn they're so tender
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Hey, did you quarantine yourself?

Because your smile is so infectious.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Of all the beautiful curves on your body,

*Your smile is my favorite.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Your smile is so bright

It has turned me into The Weeknd, because I'm blinded by the lights.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaxGGGroot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Did you know it's impossible to breathe when you smile?

Just kidding, I wanted to see your smile.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/de8d-p00l
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Is your smile Expelliarmus?

Because it's disarming.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quailtop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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so i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger β€œwe’re in high school nothing freaky”

any tips ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lowkeyferg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AllTimeNadir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Out of all the curves..

in the body your smile is my favorite one XD
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bluetimertrf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I love your curves, baby,

and your smile is my favorite one!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyGeometryHasIssues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Woah did the sun just come out?

Or did you just smile? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacobie532
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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This is how you make them smile

You:hey girl you know if you smile you can't breathe look try it Her: *smiles* You: JK just wanted to see you smile
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skittelsisabot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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You should wear a mask

Your smile is contagious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naiksunny2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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I hope your day is as beautiful

as your smile.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/runn29
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Smile if you wanna have sex with me.

Most start laughing and boom, better icebreaker than the Titanic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/run_fast-eat_ass
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Don't smile while eating

Or else I would have to eat you beauty ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slickerrrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Here you need to wear a mask...

cuz that smile is way too contagious πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cattycatgirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Hey girl, is your smile infectious?

Cause I just saw you smile and now I can't stop smiling.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/showboom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Need some tasteful ideas

Need some witty lines for a chick named diamond, I've made some up for the past few days an they make her smile but I've alas I've come to a dead end thankssss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zackattack-6996
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Did the sun just come back out,

or did you just smile? #eclipseday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iam_yrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elmonsfw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Do you know what I'm wearing right now?

That smile you just gave me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diogo_caetanoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Of all your curves...

your smile is my favourite.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xennw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) .

I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Its_Tobi7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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You have a beautiful smile

But that's the second best thing about your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wiseguy887
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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I thought i was having a heart attack

Because your sweet smile made my heart stop
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyvishall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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out of all your curves

your smile's my favorite
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave meπŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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You must be a goldfish...

Cause you a snack that smiles back.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jrod317
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Where did you get that ?.....

That beautiful smile
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnacknowledgedBox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

but when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeterPale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Guess what I’m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dannydon03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Im sure you have the most powerful super power

Her: Which one? You: Your smile melts anyone in one sec
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAON2812
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Are a camera? because...

every time I look at you, I smile.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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What is 999,999,999 + 1?

The amount of ways I Wana make you smile. (Tested twice great response on both)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goon_c137
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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