Grandfather Pick up lines

The best Grandfather pick up lines

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!
👤︎ u/Forsaken_Argument
📅︎ Oct 29
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The one my great grandfather used.

Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
👤︎ u/mariomaster518
📅︎ Feb 01
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