Food Pick up lines

Cause I’d love to put some sauce in your taco.

I'll make it easier for u excluding me

If so, you definitely are what you eat

Because I think of you a lot

Because I just want to eat you all day

Maybe you should come back to my place to mukbang

Because the only people that eat you up are whites

Cause you're a S N A C C

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious

Steaming hot. And I'll give it a quick blow before putting it inside me

Because you’re hot as hell and I want to eat you

Because I wanna drive through you.

Because I want to take you out Girl: *gives her number*

I need to eat something 🤔

you need me inside you

Cuz I wanna take you out

because you look like the only thing I'll be eating this week

Me: Yeah and right now you look like a snack

Cuz i wanna take you out

Would you like some ballsongna

but i will eat you.

Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

because I don't see you very often but I savor you when I have you

(If yes) good so I wasn’t the only one who noticed you a snack (If no) I thought you would because you looking like a snack

Why would I need any when I have a snack right here?

Coz you are the hottest food I've ever seen.

Them: why? You: because that's my favorite.

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

I feel like Burger King, you can have McDonald’s. I’m gonna have it my way and you’ll be *bah du bah ba bah* Lovin’ It.

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘

Cause I want to stick food inside of you

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food