Aids Pick up lines

The best Aids pick up lines

Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus
📅︎ Jan 16
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Hey girl,I am like AIDS

Cuz once i come i'm gonna stay forever
👤︎ u/nirpesh69
📅︎ Sep 24
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Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

cuz I'm kool and have aids
📅︎ Jan 19
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Are you the cure to AIDS?

Because I’m positive I’ll die without you
👤︎ u/papatayto
📅︎ Jan 12
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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."
📅︎ Oct 02
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Hey girl are you a developing country?

Because I would love to put some foreign AIDS in you.
📅︎ Nov 27
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