Fruit Pick up lines

The best Fruit pick up lines

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamveryovertired
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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If you were a dried fruit...

You’d be my date
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bobdillan1996
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mattandhisdemons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

cuz I'm kool and have aids
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperSpooker1337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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If we were destined to be a fruit....

We would be a good pear (pair)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brilliant-Jack-401
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forward_Tell1332
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flavadave16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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If you were a fruit you’d be a pumpkin...

Because I want to pump my next of kin in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iKGHayes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?

Mine are dates. Speaking of which we should on one sometime :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakerabbit25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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If you and I were fruit

We’d make a pretty good Pear ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Need-Juul-Pods-Bro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple. 🍍

But you and me? We could be a pear. 🍐
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boombox15
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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I'm not religious but,

My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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If you were a fruit..

I'd call you a FINE-apple.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aaron_The_OG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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Girl, if you were a fruit

You'd be a date.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoUThottie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Girl are you a fruit ?

Because you're a... fineapple
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datb0yavi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Hey can I ask a rhetorical question?

If ud be born a fruit, what kind of fruit whould you be and why? /i/ idk a mango maybe, cuz Im really sweet on the inside/i/ Ok cool I like mangos /I/ what fruit would you be?/i/ I'd be a passion fruit. Do you know why? /I/ oh I know! Is it because ur really passionate on the inside?/i/ No it's because my balls are filled with a lot of seed!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rcharzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits. He says β€œExcuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/free-minds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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