Depend Pick up lines

The best Depend pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a variable, because you can depend on me.

For those who don’t get it I’m referencing variables on graphs. This will only work on smart girls tho.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reimond06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho πŸ™‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hemingray1893
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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You might be the only girl in my heart now, but I'm sure I'll love many more all depends on how many girls and granddaughters we'll have.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ErjonM49
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wagwan429
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Hey baby are you my inner leg sweat

Because you make me wet(or moist depending on the situation).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wwweeewwwwwww
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pristinejake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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