Mineral Pick up lines

The best Mineral pick up lines

If you were a mineral I’d be a geologist

Because I wouldn’t take you for granite
👤︎ u/Knight499
📅︎ May 29
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I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Oct 29
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