Future Pick up lines

The best Future pick up lines

The future after graduating uni is even darker! Do you think so?

I just feel so hopeless, lost because i couldnt get graduate jobs. Any advises please!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tramnguyen98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Magicians look into a crystal ball to see the future but when i look into your eyes i see a future with you.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vorticaldruid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

are u free for da rest of your life πŸ˜‰πŸ₯°
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpinDatPringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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My future ambition is to become a bomb diffuser

Because I want to take you out in time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nehal_Sanctus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Are you a time traveler?

because I can see you in my future ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dcdantes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Something brighter than my future..

His teeth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nothersheysyrup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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I was just painting my future...

What clothes should I paint you in? - Day 212
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Is your dad a magician?

He just made my future a reality.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InnerHuman628
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Are you a crystal ball?

Cuz I can't see my future without you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/korndogkopter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Do u have a pencil ✏️

So I can erase your past and write our future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Engel-mann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl, are you [redacted]

Because I \[redacted\] if the \[redacted\] Latvian prime minister \[redacted\] perfect predictions of the trajectory of pork belly futures because \[redacted\] federal reserve \[redacted\] which Kanye wasn't willing to do.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zwcal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaviiOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vault_Bot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Are you a time traveller?

Because I see you in my future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Don't turn off the lights because it reminds me your future ..

It is so dark there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nitinkandol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayThaShaman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

β€’Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future β€’Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS β€’Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50centscumjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Hey girl are you five days into the future?

cus you're a 10/10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kazuhiko101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Ey girl, are you my future?

Cuz thinking about you gives me anxiety.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MacBoy01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Ask her name first then say, I’m not a psychic but I can definitely see you and I together and the future

In* not and srry guys lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmariLuckett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Damn girl, are you climate change?

Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kungfukenny_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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hey girl, do you think earth is really going to end in 2020,

or we have chance of having future together?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dipesh_does_things
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Hey, are you a plane?

Cuz I wouldn’t get on you right now, but I look forward to climbing aboard in the future ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/panem123
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klozen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Roses are Red, But Green is greater

Hey, I can see the future of both of us together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisGuyBuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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I see a lot of myself in you

Well, maybe not right now, but hopefully in the near future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Girl are you my glasses?

Because I can't see my future without you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forbidden_crush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Had my future seen though a "Krystal" Ball today...

...and that future included you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SupportFeeder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawgballer5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Me: Hey you look a lot like someone I know Her: Who? Me:

My future girlfriend
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stayouttamyswamp-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Wow! That was amazing!

One click on my phone and I traveled 5 days in the future! Because you're 10/10!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkeletonOfPuns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause i want to erase our past and write our future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zefsquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Are you a flashlight?

Because you make our future brighter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gigavern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Are you a photographer?

I'll like to take a picture with my future girlfriend.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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Girl, are you a time machine?

Because I can totally see my future with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KusMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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The diffrence between you and a watch

A watch determines the time, while you determines my future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wowotwein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Need help remembering this pick up line.

So I was drunk tindering and I used a line on this girl but I have no idea what my blacked out mind had as a punchline. This is what I wrote Me: I see a regret in your future. Her: haha do ya? Any help to this would be appreciated.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sebiscuits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Hey girl, what's your name?

Aw, I was going to name my future daughter that, but we don't want her to get mixed up with her mother now do we?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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