Record Pick up lines

The best Record pick up lines

Are you a turntable/record player?

Because I'm a 7-inch single and I'd love to get on top of you.
📅︎ Aug 31
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl, are you the Guinness World Record holder?

Her: for... Me: For being the most beautiful girl (*Clapping intensifies*)
👤︎ u/MtxJosh
📅︎ Dec 18
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The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

and that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
👤︎ u/n8p15
📅︎ Feb 06
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I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.
📅︎ Aug 07
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