Government Pick up lines

The best Government pick up lines

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FartonUrCaKe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition...

To find your G-Spot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-RadKnows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Are you a competent government?

Because I've never seen anything like you before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arj_gill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Are you the government

Cause I wouldn’t mind getting f***ed by you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cattycatgirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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Girl are you the US Government?

Cause Quaran Teen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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The Government is on leave today

Can I fuck you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dew_dis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Damn girl are you my house...

Cause the government is telling me to stay inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/devoypr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;))) ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HotSiracha1134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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If the government won't lock you down,

I'll lock you down :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johuitheperson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Government has everything closed, there's nothing left to do...

Mind if I instead do you? - Day 72
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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There’s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NovaInvicta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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I'm trying to petition the government to remove the letters j thru t.

I want to get i and u closer together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Hey girl, are you a country with oil?

Because I'm worse at pulling out than the US Government.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/friendlyvodka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Do you live in San Francisco?

Cause I've got a government mandate for you to shelter-in-my-place for a few weeks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tim_lord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist" She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/420awesomesauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Are you a massive brick wall?

Because I'd shut down the government to have you 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhotonBeast
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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