Allergic Pick up lines

The best Allergic pick up lines

I think I’m allergic to you

Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.
👤︎ u/eristical
📅︎ Jul 12
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I think I'm allergic to you...

Whenever you're around, my face becomes reddish
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 28
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I think I’m allergic to you

Because whenever I’m around you my heart beats 10 times faster
👤︎ u/Jords4803
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey baby, I must be allergic to you because

I swell up when I think about you
👤︎ u/Carnavious
📅︎ Mar 18
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I'm must be allergic to you

Because you make my heart stop
👤︎ u/-ButterStick-
📅︎ Aug 31
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Damn girl are you an angel?

Cause I’m allergic to feathers.
👤︎ u/AnonymousCringer
📅︎ Oct 02
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Hey baby are you an angel?

“Cause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.
👤︎ u/CecilBlight
📅︎ Aug 20
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Hey girl are you an angel?

Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *Barfs*
👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
📅︎ Sep 16
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