Allergic Pick up lines

The best Allergic pick up lines

I think I’m allergic to you

Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eristical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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I think I'm allergic to you...

Whenever you're around, my face becomes reddish
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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I think I’m allergic to you

Because whenever I’m around you my heart beats 10 times faster
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jords4803
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Hey baby, I must be allergic to you because

I swell up when I think about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carnavious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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I'm must be allergic to you

Because you make my heart stop
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-ButterStick-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Damn girl are you an angel?

Cause I’m allergic to feathers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AnonymousCringer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Hey baby are you an angel?

β€œCause I’m allergic to feathers.” Then proceed to vomit all over her and the floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl are you an angel?

Cause I'm allergic to feathers. *Barfs*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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