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Girl, are you submitting an application for adoption?

Because I want you to have my child.

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👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls

📅︎ Nov 14

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Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.

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👤︎ u/MasterMachiavel

📅︎ Dec 18

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