Getting Pick up lines

The best Getting pick up lines

I was a trouble child, always getting in and out of trouble.

And you sure look like trouble
📅︎ Feb 15
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Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?
👤︎ u/scomoshomo
📅︎ Dec 29
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For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time
📅︎ Oct 21
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The whole world might be getting sick,

But I'll never get sick of looking at you
👤︎ u/EkkoIsEz
📅︎ Apr 04
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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
📅︎ Feb 19
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
📅︎ Sep 22
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