Performance Pick up lines

The best Performance pick up lines

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
👤︎ u/Chrisvidal
📅︎ Aug 20
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Are your cheeks hands?

Cuz my performance will make them clap!
👤︎ u/wmaitla
📅︎ Aug 28
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You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
📅︎ Jan 30
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Do you need a certificate of conformity?

Cus I can (am qualifyed to) test and evaluate your performance
📅︎ Dec 05
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