Simul Pick up lines

The best Simul pick up lines

if the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
📅︎ Dec 12
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I'm pretty sure I'm living in a simulation

Because theres no way a girl as perfect as you is real
👤︎ u/Sly4578
📅︎ Dec 15
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I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.
👤︎ u/recrat
📅︎ Jan 22
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