Give Pick up lines

The best Give pick up lines

I’ll give you my number, if you have a pen;

You’re perfect for me, a four out of ten.
👤︎ u/cotchrocket
📅︎ Feb 15
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I’ll give u stock if you

let me inject some cock
👤︎ u/oatmealyuMMM
📅︎ Jan 30
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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey girl, can I give u a nickname

You're charles
👤︎ u/piklejooce
📅︎ Nov 09
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Hey girl, I'd give you 88 instead of 69

That way you'll be 8 twice
👤︎ u/dometic_violins
📅︎ Nov 29
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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.
👤︎ u/manandarchild
📅︎ Dec 17
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Can I give you a nickname?

How about babe?
👤︎ u/ismcody4321
📅︎ Nov 09
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
👤︎ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
📅︎ Jan 07
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Name your sports team, and give me a jacket

Because I'm a big fan of you
👤︎ u/Drake_93
📅︎ Nov 07
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Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.
👤︎ u/sleeping-angel
📅︎ Jun 29
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Roses are red, lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 11
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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
👤︎ u/ASS-EATIN-MACHINE
📅︎ Feb 11
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Roses are red, I'll give you a kiss

While you sleep, in peaceful bliss
👤︎ u/Jordan-J-Star
📅︎ Aug 16
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
👤︎ u/Chole_Kulchey
📅︎ Feb 06
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If I'll give you a birthday cake,

will you blow my candle?
👤︎ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
📅︎ Sep 21
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🥺"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"🥺 Always seems to work.

100% success rate
👤︎ u/MachoTimes
📅︎ Aug 23
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I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
👤︎ u/Nussifabian
📅︎ Jan 29
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Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Because you never letting me down
👤︎ u/TheYeetTrain
📅︎ Sep 14
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Can I give you a kiss?

If you don’t like it, you can return it
👤︎ u/GENGIWEEB
📅︎ Jun 14
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Do officers give you when people commit a felony?

Because girl you look fine
👤︎ u/reddit9679
📅︎ Sep 10
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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start
👤︎ u/Impossible_Complex_9
📅︎ Jan 18
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Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.
👤︎ u/Matijaa_
📅︎ Jan 31
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Are you Gordon Ramsey

Because I know you won’t like it if I give you this meat RAW
👤︎ u/Who-is-Jasper
📅︎ Feb 07
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Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong

PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)
👤︎ u/EnVadeh
📅︎ Jul 16
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My body has 206 bones

Want to give me another one?
👤︎ u/crackit_boi
📅︎ Feb 10
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Girl, let me sing my ABCs to you

A because you’re awesome B because you’re beautiful C because you’re confident And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it
👤︎ u/TheAsianOne_wc
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey Girl, Can you give me a hug?

If she says no than say: Its okay I'll respect your beautiful body...
👤︎ u/7emilions
📅︎ Aug 06
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On a scale of 1-10 you're a 16 today

I'll give you the extra 6 later
👤︎ u/draaain
📅︎ Jan 21
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Are you a clone trooper?

Instead of Order 66 I'd give you Order 69
👤︎ u/TannerEvil
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you a hedge fund worker?

Because I would love to give you a short squeeze.
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Jan 29
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
👤︎ u/ELAmentsICE
📅︎ Jan 17
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I’m gonna give you anal.

Cuz you got a nice ass. (Taken from To Catch A Predator)
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ May 04
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You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up
👤︎ u/charly-snarly
📅︎ Nov 27
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
👤︎ u/Its_Tobi7
📅︎ Aug 27
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
👤︎ u/erikerik1634
📅︎ Jan 05
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 12
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Roses are red, you look like good fun

If I give you a rose, will you finger my bum
👤︎ u/YodaShagsDarthVader
📅︎ Dec 14
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I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve. -Sum1 from TikTok
👤︎ u/hahahadukeeen
📅︎ Dec 27
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Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 12
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

:)))
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Nov 07
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I'll Give you a Kiss 😘😘

If You don't Like it, you can Return it.......!! 💋
👤︎ u/get-lines
📅︎ Jan 19
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Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

So how about you give me access.
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Nov 28
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said “I can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
👤︎ u/RimStk
📅︎ Dec 20
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If you're so into math

why don't you give me a Mobius striptease?
👤︎ u/the-specksynder
📅︎ Dec 28
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Damn girl are you a lumber company?

Cus you give me wood.
👤︎ u/Loser-Noob
📅︎ Dec 08
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Damn girl, are you a fairytale?

Because I want you to give me a happy ending.
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Dec 17
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Roses are red, I don’t give a fuck about this quarantine...

All I want is you to be mine - Day 86
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 01
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Hey boy, is your first name Hugh ?

Because I don't give a Jack about your appearence, a Man's personality matters the most✨
👤︎ u/PulkinCB
📅︎ Dec 01
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