Give Pick up lines

The best Give pick up lines

I’ll give you my number, if you have a pen;

You’re perfect for me, a four out of ten.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotchrocket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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I’ll give u stock if you

let me inject some cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oatmealyuMMM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

* Day 344
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey girl, can I give u a nickname

You're charles
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/piklejooce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Hey girl, I'd give you 88 instead of 69

That way you'll be 8 twice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dometic_violins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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So bartender will you give this lady a whiskey and a napkin after 10 minutes please.

I already have a pen for writing down my number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/manandarchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Can I give you a nickname?

How about babe?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ismcody4321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Name your sports team, and give me a jacket

Because I'm a big fan of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Drake_93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Can you give me directions?

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes on the path to your heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sleeping-angel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Roses are red, lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Roses are red, I'll give you a kiss

While you sleep, in peaceful bliss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jordan-J-Star
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chole_Kulchey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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If I'll give you a birthday cake,

will you blow my candle?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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πŸ₯Ί"Give me your number or I'll shoot you"πŸ₯Ί Always seems to work.

100% success rate
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MachoTimes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nussifabian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Are you Rick Astley's hit song Never Gonna Give You Up?

Because you never letting me down
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheYeetTrain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Can I give you a kiss?

If you don’t like it, you can return it
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Do officers give you when people commit a felony?

Because girl you look fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reddit9679
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Impossible_Complex_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matijaa_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Are you Gordon Ramsey

Because I know you won’t like it if I give you this meat RAW
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Who-is-Jasper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong

PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EnVadeh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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My body has 206 bones

Want to give me another one?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crackit_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Girl, let me sing my ABCs to you

A because you’re awesome B because you’re beautiful C because you’re confident And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAsianOne_wc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Hey Girl, Can you give me a hug?

If she says no than say: Its okay I'll respect your beautiful body...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/7emilions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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On a scale of 1-10 you're a 16 today

I'll give you the extra 6 later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/draaain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Are you a clone trooper?

Instead of Order 66 I'd give you Order 69
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TannerEvil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Are you a hedge fund worker?

Because I would love to give you a short squeeze.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebcruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Hey, are you a toaster?

Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes of your time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ELAmentsICE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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I’m gonna give you anal.

Cuz you got a nice ass. (Taken from To Catch A Predator)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charly-snarly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Its_Tobi7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/erikerik1634
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Roses are red, you look like good fun

If I give you a rose, will you finger my bum
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YodaShagsDarthVader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve. -Sum1 from TikTok
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hahahadukeeen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saberboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamoend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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I'll Give you a Kiss 😘😘

If You don't Like it, you can Return it.......!! πŸ’‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/get-lines
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

So how about you give me access.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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I Asked Santa for a Special Someone for Christmas.

He said β€œI can’t give you what you already have, look at ur screen saver.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RimStk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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If you're so into math

why don't you give me a Mobius striptease?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-specksynder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Damn girl are you a lumber company?

Cus you give me wood.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loser-Noob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Damn girl, are you a fairytale?

Because I want you to give me a happy ending.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/face-spunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Roses are red, I don’t give a fuck about this quarantine...

All I want is you to be mine - Day 86
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Hey boy, is your first name Hugh ?

Because I don't give a Jack about your appearence, a Man's personality matters the most✨
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PulkinCB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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