Crashed Pick up lines

The best Crashed pick up lines

Baby girl, are you the used car I crashed immediately after purchasing?

Because a lot of guys may have been inside you, but once you're mine, there won't be any others.
📅︎ Sep 30
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Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.
📅︎ Jun 16
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