Groceries Pick up lines

The best Groceries pick up lines

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car
📅︎ Mar 08
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
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📅︎ Jul 28
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