Marry Pick up lines

The best Marry pick up lines

Can I marry your mum?

Because if I was your dad, I'd still be bathing you
👤︎ u/TomWhyte458
📅︎ Aug 13
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ykw? we muslim are allowed to marry 4

but i don't think, it's necessary cause you are already a 10
📅︎ Sep 07
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Merry Christmas everyone except you

Marry me
📅︎ Dec 22
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
📅︎ Apr 23
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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Beauty and The Beast Reference

I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.
👤︎ u/Ateen28
📅︎ Sep 24
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I want to do something very unique you haven’t experience before are you up for it?

Yes what is it Do you want to marry me right here right now? I know it’s a long shot but you look astonishing and your profile says it all for me. So what do you say?
👤︎ u/wissile
📅︎ Oct 23
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Are you in a marriage rn?

Cuz I saw you Marrying me.
📅︎ Oct 20
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Are you the best thing that have ever happened to me

Cuz you are the best thing that have ever happened to me and i wanna marry u💍💟
📅︎ May 21
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