Condition Pick up lines

The best Condition pick up lines

I must be Kobe Bryant and you must be a helicopter ride in foggy conditions

Because you’ll probably be the death of me πŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

because you're giving me a serious bone condition
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kordesii2358
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Are you terms and conditions?

Cause whatever you say i’ll always agree with you..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zisx_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Stay safe driving in the wet conditions,

I just slid into your dm’s !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ouihrani
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

cause I don't give a fuck about what you say
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystic-milkyway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Are you a CS conditional design contract?

Cause you keep Boolean me OwO 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LuckeyDuke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akassh14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

β€’Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future β€’Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS β€’Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50centscumjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Are you the terms and conditions?

Cause I don't give a FUCK about what you have to say
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FredzRed47
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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