Dms Pick up lines

The best Dms pick up lines

On my way into your dms

Someone told me you are the one for me. It was my heart and your destiny.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhi-_-123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MockJoke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

β€œHey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day” -Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salt_Lord_Gibs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Hey girl, how many guys have slid into your DMs to tell you you’re beautiful?

Because there’s no way I’m the first
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loyellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with β€œMans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day” Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/widowmaker69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serperior363
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Let me slide into your DMs...

and I'll let you slide into me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Observer2594
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Those dms look smooth

Mind if I slip and slid into them?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bim03gaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after. (ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salty_Gibs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Instagram Flirting πŸ‘€

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups πŸ˜‚. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute πŸ₯° ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikepatell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-ButterStick-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Pick up line w/ something Disney related

Using a gif or clever line to get into someones DMs.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cbanavi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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