Rise Pick up lines

The best Rise pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together 😉
📅︎ Jul 04
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Damn girl, you must be my student loans

Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
📅︎ Aug 14
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Hey girl do you like watching the sunset?

Cause you waiting for the sun to set so you can rise?
👤︎ u/kkyorakuu
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey girl, are you a piece of dough?

Cause I'll make your belly rise when I'm done with you.
👤︎ u/recrat
📅︎ Jul 18
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Funny, but don't try it at home to get a girl

Are you yeast? Cause you make my baguette rise
📅︎ Jun 02
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hey girl, are you the fan of batman?

cos whenever i look at you, my dark knight rises.
📅︎ Apr 30
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Are you the bourgeoisie of Russia in 1917?

Because you're making my proletariat rise up.
👤︎ u/Circvmingo
📅︎ Jan 06
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Darling are you a necromancer?

Cause you're making my bone rise
👤︎ u/Blue9729
📅︎ Feb 05
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[/r/pickuplines] You're So Hot...

...You could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!
👤︎ u/violator187
📅︎ Feb 18
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 05
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Are you a Batman villain?

Cause everytime I see you, my dark knight rises.
👤︎ u/showboom
📅︎ Jul 15
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Girl, are you Pontius Pilate?

Because I'll rise if you nail me.
📅︎ Apr 21
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Hey girl do you own a chicken farm?

Cuz you sure know how to rise a cock.
👤︎ u/PoD682
📅︎ Sep 04
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