Grow Pick up lines

The best Grow pick up lines

Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!
👤︎ u/I_See_Black
📅︎ Feb 15
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(Minecraft one) Hey girl are you bone meal?

Cause you make my wood grow.
👤︎ u/FreshSuccotash5
📅︎ Feb 13
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Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock
👤︎ u/TheGoon14
📅︎ Aug 01
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I’m not the weather girl

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 23
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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

:)))
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Nov 07
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Hey girl are you a cancer cell?

Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart
👤︎ u/TrappyBoi19
📅︎ Dec 23
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I wanna be an astronaut when I grow up

Because I get a higher chance of exporing Uranus
👤︎ u/Akatsuki_Requiem
📅︎ Feb 05
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Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned - Day 18
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
👤︎ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
📅︎ Sep 16
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are you a fertiliser?

because you can grow my tree
👤︎ u/Greenashrules
📅︎ Aug 21
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Roses are red. You’re like a trigger,

Everytime i see you, My dong grows bigger
👤︎ u/MardinMale42
📅︎ Nov 08
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Did you perhaps grow up on a farm?

Because you are very talented with raising cocks.
👤︎ u/layschipsdude
📅︎ Nov 28
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Hey girl are you the sun

Cuz you’re hot as fuck and you make my wood grow
👤︎ u/Frogbomb01
📅︎ Jun 03
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Are you a black hole?

Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer I get to you.
👤︎ u/PlotTwizted
📅︎ Feb 23
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How would you like to come back to my place and...

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
👤︎ u/IDZro
📅︎ Apr 08
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Hey girl, are you wisdom?

Because you make me grow.
👤︎ u/ReddIt__xxt
📅︎ Apr 02
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I don't wanna live forever young.

Because I wanna grow old with you. . .
👤︎ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hey girl, are you Geico?

Because in the last 15 minutes you've made me grow 15%
👤︎ u/bgrraeyednon
📅︎ Mar 11
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Girl, you must be uranium 235

Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump
👤︎ u/Red_nl98
📅︎ May 01
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Hey, are you a magic bean?

Because you make my stalk grow.
👤︎ u/OsmarTheBoi
📅︎ Jan 11
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Girl are you a redstone torch?

Cause you make my piston grow
👤︎ u/RussianPredator7778
📅︎ Nov 18
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My love for you, its like e to the power kx

Each time I try to differentiate it, it grows by k times
👤︎ u/A_fucking__user
📅︎ Jan 03
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Girl, are you fertilizer?

Because you make my tree grow
👤︎ u/DinoRei123
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under
👤︎ u/charlespendragon
📅︎ Jul 17
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Are you my credit card company?

...because my interest in you is making my principal grow
👤︎ u/beaver0316
📅︎ Jun 22
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