Cracker Pick up lines

The best Cracker pick up lines

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause youโ€™re a snack that smiles back
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cattycatgirl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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Are you a nut cracker

'Cause I want to bust a nut in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nairb_1019
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?

Cause youโ€™re the snack that smiles back
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/heavierbutmormelodic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Are you Triscuit Crackers & Mayonnaise?

Cuz Iโ€™m high af and you looking like a snack right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/defydisposition
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Hey is your name cheddar

Cause this cracker is coming for ya Sorry if that was too cheesy for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sheathme14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Is youโ€™re middle name jacobs by anychance?

Girl-no? Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_baited
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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