Guarantee Pick up lines

The best Guarantee pick up lines

Damn girl are you a piΓ±ata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

Guaranteed to get you slapped
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bladthelad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Hey girl, I'm corona, if you let me date you..

I'll guarantee that I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mufreezy10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Envisionaries
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

Because your insides are guaranteed to taste good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alstrameria
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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If I ever had pancakes, can you be my honey to sweeten up my day?

or maple syrup which can be guaranteed :))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/just_adhenz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14
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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jetblacksaint
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

guaranteed to work on any country guy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Slav_Vapor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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