Wifi Pick up lines

The best Wifi pick up lines

Are you my personal wifi network ?

Cause I want you to get connected automatically.
👤︎ u/asisdeo
📅︎ Feb 10
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Are you wifi? Cause I can't afford you.

Because you're priceless.
📅︎ Aug 03
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Is there something wrong with your wifi?

Cause I know a few hot spots
👤︎ u/matieke6
📅︎ Jul 24
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Are you a wifi network

Because I feel like we're connected
👤︎ u/The_32
📅︎ Nov 06
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Are you a wifi signal?

Because you're not mine, but I'll try to use you anyways.
👤︎ u/Johnale01
📅︎ Jun 14
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Are you a wifi signal?

Cause i would love to use you when i get bored
👤︎ u/tbag403
📅︎ May 21
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Hh7ykK34Am, save that

**Other person:** "Why?" **You:** "That's my wifi password, this way you won't have to ask for it when you come over to my house."
📅︎ Apr 25
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