Hand Pick up lines

The best Hand pick up lines

boy, is your hand a noose?

because i want it on my neck.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bueduelord
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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Can I hug you and shove my hands in your hoodie's front pocket

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Palpatine-66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dtr_1555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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Hey, next time you masturbate...

Can you use my hand?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/genxdude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Your hands look lonely...

Would they like to hold mine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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I promise to hold your hand in public if you let me hold your throat in public

For the freakier pickup lines users ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salt_Muffin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Hey your hand looks heavy,

So can I hold it for you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kaijiang2004
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Hey girl, are you a hand?

Because I want to fuck you 6 times a day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bobschlong
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok? - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/f-o-o-t-lettuce
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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(hand unsuspecting victim a piece of paper)

On the note "ticket" Say. "Here's a one ticket to pound town, where I'm the mayor"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/holyydiver32
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yuh_best_dan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B4ggedMilk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you โœจ - Day 44
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Your hand is looking a little heavy

Can I hold it for you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c_h_a_mp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Your hand looks super heavy..!

let me hold it for you ;) sorry if its been done before
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hydration-Am-i-Right
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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Are your cheeks hands?

Cuz my performance will make them clap!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wmaitla
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like โ€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Strangerโ€ she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didnโ€™t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you ๐Ÿ˜‰

Believe me boys, this works.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GuptaAyush19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/buttery_potatooo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Otters hold hands,when they drift off to sleep,

Wanna be my otter half?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tamanna_45
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With my sister..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fhoenixeterno
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Your hand looks heavy

Can i hold it for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bahrawyy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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Your hands seems to to be heavy

Let me hold it for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omgovani
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Is your name Experience?

Because Iโ€™d like to get my hands on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Only-Jargon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Your hand looks heavy

Let me hold it for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stumanji_10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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Hey your hand looks heavy

Want me to hold it?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RustyR4m
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 25
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/killermambaa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Those hands look bored

I got something they can work on
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnnykoolkid47
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Are you a hand sanitizer

cuz i wanna rub my hand all over you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WokupTheSecond
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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Hey babe is you name John

Because I would like you to put your hand on my cock.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chickenlord1000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Do you know that otters sleep while holding hands?

Maybe we could do that some time.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Theunknown81
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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I can't hold a Conversation but...

I'll hold your hand
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zlogonjepissa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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Your hand looks heavy...

Let me hold it for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket?

Or are you just excited to be within six feet of me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/avaatthedisco
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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Is your hand a noose?

Because I want it around my neck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rrryzka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you hand sanitizer?

Because that's all i need right now.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nitinbargali
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19
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if you were a hand of blackjack, iโ€™d take another card

because i always hit on a ten.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ranger-Robbie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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I don't need hand sanitizer or masks...

Cause your looks got me dead already - Day 70
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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Are your hands heavy?

Cuz I can hold then for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PabloAlaska6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Are your hands heavy?

I can hold them for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/therollingstonerrr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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hey girl are you a wall clock

cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Akiooyo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Are you a hand warmer?

Because youโ€™re a little hottie
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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Are you the mona Lisa?

Because I really love your hands.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/K-wis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06
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Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it. (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iggyvolz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Girl, are you yourself?

Am I me? What's going on? Where are we? Is anything even real? Do you ever move your hand to pick something up and think "how are hands even possible? And if I am dreaming, then what is my waking life going to be like?" Girl, this is all very, very complicated. Want to take a walk?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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Damn girl you like like a cow to me,

Because I wanna get my hands all over those tiddies.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZoraHasSpoken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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Hey girl are you a door?

Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Brogomakishima
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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are you the ice age babyโ€™s neck?

because I really wanna but my hands around you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mcfallen_420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Hey girl, are you a puppet?

I want to put my hands in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chitti_The_Bot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madmonkreborn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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Hey baby, are you a boxer

Because I want you to stick your hand in me like a glove
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/360Bowscopez
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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Excause me do you have Allstate?

Because that ass deserves to be in good hands
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/geodog242
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Are you a latex glove girl?

My hand is already itching to get in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leboy2Point0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Normally, Iโ€™d be asking you out...

But for everyoneโ€™s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/avocadochomper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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because I want to put my hands in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mcfallen_420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ungay-one
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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Are you the latest iPhone?

Cause I really wanna flex a selfie with you in my hand - Day 75
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 20
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Start off by holding out your hand.

Then say to your target: "I'm going for a walk, could you hold this for me?"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jdgrafton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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Wanna hear how i broke my arm

Me: Wanna hear how i broke my arm? She: sure Me: falling for you She:๐Ÿ˜‚ that was pretty good Me: Since my arms broken you can lend me a hand in getting to know you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SaurabhVS01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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