Checking Pick up lines

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*Checking out at a store*

If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier

Because I'm totally checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/will85263
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Do you work for the UPS?

'Cuz I saw you checking out my package.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BloodyMorgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BarryMcKawkaner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eskaterboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey, are we in a library?

Because I was totally checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assasinluke99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Are you a library book?

’Cause I’m definitely checking you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrinceDunce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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I hope you’re into cashiers

Because I’ve been checking you out all night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Are you a book at the library?

Coz I am checking you out..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/artrandenthi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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For that special cashier

since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NZNzven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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I'm glad I brought my library card...

Cause I'm checking you out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreamedRicePudding
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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