Have Pick up lines

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Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/azraell_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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She: I have a boyfriend

Me : So what? Every story has a villain.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Khukundi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crackit_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl do you have covid-19?

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lord_oth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/user_702
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Any chance you have an extra heart?

Mine's been stolen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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You have some really nice tops

I’d like to be added to the collection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HamAndGrilledCheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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I may have below average IQ...

But I sure do think about you a lot ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R0n33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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I’ll give you my number, if you have a pen;

You’re perfect for me, a four out of ten.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotchrocket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Hey girl, I have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingKush24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FartonUrCaKe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Edward768
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Heeey girl, you have a nice body.

Like the one buried in my backyard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Random_posts_22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Hey, have you seen my heart?

You're the last one I saw it with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nobodyuknow01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ixaruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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For ppl who have derealizations

42nd day I know derealize but you are so real that even my dearelized brain cant doubt your existence
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simo-baka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Sorry do you have a rope on you?

I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Background_Matter912
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/2005Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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Have you had the COVID vaccine?

Cuz I’ve got something you’ll be begging for a second dose of tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dacsy492
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Do you have a headache?

Cuss I got something you can swallow to feel better
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notnotavirginnot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey girl, what does your underwear and cocaine have in common?

I want to badly sniff them both
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PointedPaladin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common?

Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anxilhiromi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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I don’t have library card,

But can I check you out?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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You must have had COVID-19

Because you had no taste before you met me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Gondor may not have been there when the Westfold fell

But I’ll be there for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whitetamar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Have you had seafood recently?

Because the world would be your oyster with me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/augu5tu5gl00p
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Do you have a bandage?

Because I scraped my knee falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyGodHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Her: I have a boyfriend!

Me: I have a Maths Test Her: ...what? Me: Oh, I thought we were both naming things we could cheat on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curious_Elk2648
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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I'll have to start charging you rent

Because you stay in my mind 24x7
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/butterrChicken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Damn girl, i might have to buy ya a helmet,

cause i sure wanna teach you how to ride πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/respectsheepshaggers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Do u have a pencil ✏️

So I can erase your past and write our future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Gonna have to arrest you cause...

You stole my heart <3
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yungbreaker555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Do you have a second to fill out this survey?

Just enter your name, number and when you want to go on our first date.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leftnutdangler__43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

cuz i cant stop looking achoo
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/metalheadgod69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Do you have any irish in you?

Would yo like some?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImaDeadMeme4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey, do you have anxiety?

I would like to take you away from society.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Goldenfoodd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/erikerik1634
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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do you have a spare wheel in your car?

... cause I wanna put one in your trunk. this one's good because you can use it on any gender ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilboxcutter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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What do me and my dog have in common?

We both wanna bury our bone in your backyard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darigaaz08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Girl do you have a wallet?

Because I wanna rob you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A_Guy_That_Exists89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey, Do you have a map?

I’ve gotten lost in your eyes (Sorry if it’s been done before)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Huracan941-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey, I think you have a fever...

...because you're hot as hell.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gruffle_888
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Did your father have sex with a carrot?

Because you have really nice eyes.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doroteam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigMikeEppy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S1L3NT_K1LL3R
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Everestpapi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Do you have 11 electrons?

Then why you're sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_meth_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NjGGeRsus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Hey girl have you been reading heresy lately?

*loads shotgun*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sensei_pain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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I wonder what’s rougher my childhood trauma or the sex we’re gonna have

My best pickup line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Malborchik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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hey girl can I have a pic of you?

cuz i want to show Santa what i want for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maxwell_220v
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Hey girl, do you have a son called Joe?

Coz I'm suffering from ligma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amanthatdontfall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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You have beautiful eyes.

Can I have them?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YourDodgyUncle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Cause you're So-dium fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mooneyshh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Do you have 11 protons

Cause your sodium fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vhoward35
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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I have way too many of these

Hey girl/guy/non-binary/appache-attack-helicopter, are you a Picasso painting? because your very unique.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GiraffeGuru993
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Have you been covered in bees recently?

Cause you look sweeter than honey.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Do you know what we have in common????

We fit together like a puzzle 🧩 wanna connect?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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