Haven Pick up lines

The best Haven pick up lines

Roses are red, I haven't ate...

So please sit on my face, it's not up for debate
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 29
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Ever since I graduated high school I haven't been fucked so hard

Can you help me relive the experience?
👤︎ u/DarkinexWtf
📅︎ Oct 07
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Are you a bowl of açaí (or any food y’all haven’t tried yet)?

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious
👤︎ u/Disabled_Doggo27
📅︎ Sep 27
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I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 06
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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
👤︎ u/Ok-Collection-5134
📅︎ Feb 18
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Hey girl, seems like you haven’t been getting your daily dose of vitamin D…

I can help with that 😉
👤︎ u/DrakeDaDragin
📅︎ Jun 05
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I'd say you're beautiful

But beauty is on the insude, and I haven't been inside of you
👤︎ u/modos365
📅︎ Jan 10
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Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)
👤︎ u/Scythal
📅︎ Oct 31
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I was going to call you beautiful,

But beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet!
👤︎ u/christxg
📅︎ May 06
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I want to do something very unique you haven’t experience before are you up for it?

Yes what is it Do you want to marry me right here right now? I know it’s a long shot but you look astonishing and your profile says it all for me. So what do you say?
👤︎ u/wissile
📅︎ Oct 23
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People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
👤︎ u/hritik_reddit
📅︎ Sep 03
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I haven't been to a lot of places but I know one thing for sure.

_You_ are the cutest thing on the face of the Earth!
👤︎ u/showboom
📅︎ Aug 24
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Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)
👤︎ u/imnotdolphin
📅︎ Jun 29
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If I had a soul, you'd be my soulmate.

Haven't tried it, but I think it would be good for those with a dark sense of humour.
👤︎ u/AussieMircrowave
📅︎ Aug 09
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I'd love to tell you you're beautiful

But beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been in you yet.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Feb 13
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They say Disneyland's the most fun place on Earth...

Well they definitely haven't been inside you - Day 48
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 22
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Haven't I seen you before?

Yeah, I have. You're the woman of my dreams.
👤︎ u/Murican_Freedom1776
📅︎ Aug 09
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I'd say you're beautiful

But beauty is on the insude, and I haven't been inside of you
👤︎ u/welikefortnjte
📅︎ Jan 11
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I’d say you’re beautiful but...

Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet
👤︎ u/kyle_petricca
📅︎ Feb 27
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If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
👤︎ u/wagwan429
📅︎ Jan 16
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I would call you beautiful

But they say beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet
👤︎ u/pleasestoptalkingtme
📅︎ Nov 25
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Hey girl are you my Dad

Because I haven’t seen someone like you in a long time
👤︎ u/Meme_Lord78
📅︎ Sep 25
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
👤︎ u/jango671
📅︎ Jan 30
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Girl, are you my sleep

Cause I haven't been getting much of you and I need u bad !
👤︎ u/ankit15
📅︎ Jul 02
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Hey what’s the brightest star you can see

Well I guess you haven’t looked in the mirror
👤︎ u/Ledle-ledle-ledel-ly
📅︎ Sep 04
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I would say you're beautiful

But beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
👤︎ u/JayBthirty4
📅︎ Oct 16
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
👤︎ u/LibertyState
📅︎ Jan 27
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Hey girl are you associated with the Panama papers?

Can i check out your tax haven?
👤︎ u/Arabalidos
📅︎ Apr 13
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