Window Pick up lines

The best Window pick up lines

I was looking at the window of a store and

I saw something adorable to get you for Christmas, then I realized it was my reflection.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Dec 25
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My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
👤︎ u/Y5K77G
📅︎ Aug 26
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Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?
👤︎ u/hope_matters
📅︎ Sep 07
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Keep your windows open

Cuz I wanna see full moon tonight
👤︎ u/LordofSaberra
📅︎ Mar 17
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Are you windows update

Cause not now
👤︎ u/Ieatlambsauce
📅︎ Jan 10
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

you're in my heart...
👤︎ u/alexcrelled
📅︎ Mar 13
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I may not be a window repair man...

...but I can fill your crack tonight ;)
👤︎ u/MasticatingMoose
📅︎ Feb 28
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Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope
👤︎ u/HurnyUnicurny
📅︎ Jun 16
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Girl are you the stock market?

'Cause I'd jump out a window if anything bad happened to you
👤︎ u/regularMASON
📅︎ Nov 08
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Roses are red, the floor is clean

My love for you is like Shirogane's window beam
👤︎ u/I_liketrainsCj
📅︎ Oct 23
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Hey, are you a window...

Beacause I wanna smash you
👤︎ u/bajwakewlboi
📅︎ Aug 26
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Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.
👤︎ u/Jesus4KingChrist
📅︎ Jan 23
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Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed
👤︎ u/SkylorScott
📅︎ Aug 21
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
👤︎ u/brycep98
📅︎ Dec 18
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