Boom Pick up lines

The best Boom pick up lines

Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*
📅︎ Jul 04
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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom
📅︎ May 25
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Girl, are you a firework?

Because you my heart go boom
👤︎ u/Jaysgirl123
📅︎ Oct 20
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Smile if you wanna have sex with me.

Most start laughing and boom, better icebreaker than the Titanic.
📅︎ May 15
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ Mar 22
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
📅︎ Jun 26
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hey girl, do you like onomatopoeia

because i was thinking we could watch some fireworks BOOM and then we could BANG
👤︎ u/dkendrioski
📅︎ Jul 02
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