Heat Pick up lines

The best Heat pick up lines

Walking along with a girl and she asks, "What? Did the heat fry your brain?"

No, your beauty did.
📅︎ Jul 31
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Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
📅︎ Jan 01
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Are you a tectonic plate?

Cause I'd love to ram into you with force resulting in tremendous friction and heat.
📅︎ Oct 30
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Your lips seem to be cold

Lemme heat them up with my lips for you
📅︎ Sep 19
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Are you called climate change?

coz things are heating up in here
📅︎ Mar 25
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You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.
👤︎ u/ToadSoda
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
📅︎ Oct 24
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