Depressed Pick up lines

The best Depressed pick up lines

You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
👤︎ u/MockJoke
📅︎ Jan 31
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
📅︎ Jul 19
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