Shit Pick up lines

The best Shit pick up lines

Hey baby i just shit my pants

Can i get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nuGGet909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Roses are red, Valentine is shit

Only thing makes me happy, Is smiling face of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToxicKnifeEdge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Shit girl, are you the mascot of the pokemon series?

Because I'd *love* to get a Pik-ach-u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl, are you into religion and shit?

'cause HOLY CRAP!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/demisocial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Roses are red, I shit bricks

Don't forget to wash your six
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miyegro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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You’re a piece of shit

But I have a poop fetish
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeet66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Wanna know the difference between a golf ball and your cervix? I can’t hit a golf ball for shit.

Or would it be better if I said Gspot. I’m wanna use this one. Probably on tinder first.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/magesticrhinoceros
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Oh shit you all owe me a kiss 😘

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/starboyval
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Hey girl are you constipated?

Cuz I wanna fuck the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/csmith208
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Hey girl, can I sleep in your bed?

I shit in mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Acripplednan69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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I just shit my pants.

can I get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StopBish
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DailyRepostPost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Damn girl, are you a McChicken?

Cuz I wanna fuck the shit outta u
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I just shit my pants...

Can I get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/armadillo552
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Hey girl, are you a piece of shit?

β€˜Cause you’re lookin’ like a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gluxeo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Do you know what dog shit and you have in common?

I always know when your around
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Platypussys
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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I’m a fat broke piece of shit, but

I have cocaine!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Areyouabonerguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Is your sense of humour shit

Cause I like the taste of it ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SVT85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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I just shit in my pants

Can I get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justfurmemes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Hey are you a deadend fulltime 9-5 job?

Because I want you to break me in and treat me like the disposable piece of shit I am
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey girl are you constipated?

Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/steezy7337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Hey girl are you a McRib?

Because I've been waiting all year to take you out and sloppily gobble the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Damn girl, do you eat ass?

Cause your breath smells like shit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kalo23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Are you a clock I just shit on?

Because you're a waste of time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystermermistermer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Hey girl are you a shit?

Because I’m admiring your as much as I can without touching
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Are you a Stephen King novel?

Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madqubit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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roses are red, pop music is shit

if you become my girlfriend you’re gonna get hit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Roses are red, coldplay are shit

If you were a song, you'd be a hit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrexitSosig52
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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I just shit my pants.

Can I get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrlie_947
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Hey girl, you wanna get married n shit?

No, seriously
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big_Po_yo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/helloworld23312
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phoenix_BFN
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Excuse me, I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ansari1121
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Are you my stage 4 cancer?

cuz shit's getting serious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cracked_silicon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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You just stole my heart

Can’t have shit in Detroit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dizylink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Did god just take a poop?

Cuz holy shit girl!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinnZaHuman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Oops I’ve shit my pants

Can I get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spazbarracuda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Damn, are you a toilet?

Because I wanna shit in your mouth and watch you swallow it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clumsy24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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I think I just shit my pants,

Do you think I can get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dwant_Hanson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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Are you my controller?

Because i want to smash the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1bubryan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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I like my men like i like my toliet paper...

Full of shit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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so stupid that it just might work

I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brettski315
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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Hey girl are you constipated

Because I want to fuck the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datboinutter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Fucker stole my heart

Can't have shit in Detroit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alyoshi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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