Police Pick up lines

The best Police pick up lines

I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Do you know if there is any police around?

Because I'm trying to steal your heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aurosonic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WellDoneClips
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JbGamez04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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hey are you a police officer

cus now im a ***hardened*** criminal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetman428
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big_End2630
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Damn girl are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Touche5963
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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What do you, coronavirus and the police all have in common?

You’re breathtaking ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NippinRoger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Do I need to call the police?

Because you look like a riot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/average-shmo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Do you know if there are any police around?

'Cause I'm about to steal your heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Are you a police officer

Because you take my breath away
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dalmatians-dawg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Hey girl are you the police

Because I want to avoid you at all costs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SnowBrawl64
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Thought of this in the shower...

β€˜Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’ You all take my breath away...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thedrugfiend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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If you were in a police lineup

I'd totally finger you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Somebody call the POLICE...

Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smashm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

for stealing my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xennw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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I think I am going to call the police on you

Because you have stolen my heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainPogwash
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Are you a police officer?

Because I want your name and number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rn4k0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Damn girl, are you a police car?

Because you're loud, full of drugs, and a black person's worst nightmare.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pickuplinez
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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